it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script
(Source: joshsux)
its gotten to the point where i either feel no emotion or every emotion at once
HI
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
I approve of this so much.
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
things that are enjoyable:
- showers
things that are not enjoyable:
- getting in the shower
- getting out of the shower